4 posts tagged “rant”

Into a former life... I was probably a sloth... Like wtf.

I swear, I was better last year at living.

Even with a sick dad..

AT LEAST I STUDIED JAPANESE LIKE EVERYDAY

If I had a grain of that kind of thinking left

I WOULD BE TYPING UP A NEW STUDY GUIDE RIGHT ABOUT NOW

Well. I'm really lazy.

(FWASHING! PSYCHIATRIST MODE ENTER!) (SHING SHING!!) (FLAAAASH!)

How do people go about getting rid of their lazyness?

Maybe they start by describing the severity of their condition.

I'm lazy to the point that it's ridiculous. (not extremely ridiculous) Okay. Ridiculous is not the word I though I was looking for. Please disregard that first sentence. I'm lazy so lazy I think i'm being unreasonable. I know I could just do something and be done with it pretty fast and i'd be happier, but I just don't do it.

Okay, and now I feel really stupid being lazy.

I THINK I'M MOTIVATED ENOUGH TO WORK ON A STUDY GUIDE (although that's not exactly what I was looking for, that's not part of homework at all.)

Whatever.  At least i'm doing something. Productive. >.>

"TAKE ACTION, YOU NERD!! ACTION NERD!!"

Into a former life... I was probably a sloth... Like wtf.

I swear, I was better last year at living.

Even with a sick dad..

AT LEAST I STUDIED JAPANESE LIKE EVERYDAY

If I had a grain of that kind of thinking left

I WOULD BE TYPING UP A NEW STUDY GUIDE RIGHT ABOUT NOW

Well. I'm really lazy.

(FWASHING! PSYCHIATRIST MODE ENTER!) (SHING SHING!!) (FLAAAASH!)

How do people go about getting rid of their lazyness?

Maybe they start by describing the severity of their condition.

I'm lazy to the point that it's ridiculous. (not extremely ridiculous) Okay. Ridiculous is not the word I though I was looking for. Please disregard that first sentence. I'm lazy so lazy I think i'm being unreasonable. I know I could just do something and be done with it pretty fast and i'd be happier, but I just don't do it.

Okay, and now I feel really stupid being lazy.

I THINK I'M MOTIVATED ENOUGH TO WORK ON A STUDY GUIDE (although that's not exactly what I was looking for, that's not part of homework at all.)

Whatever.  At least i'm doing something. Productive. >.>

"TAKE ACTION, YOU NERD!! ACTION NERD!!"

Half-price Books

Went there yesterday with the family

IT'S SUPER FREAKISHLY CHEAP, MAN

It's like... Intellectual Heaven

I've decided in my mind it's one of the best for used anything around ANYWHERE

Like if you want used parts, those are shitty

Used books, those are usually just as shitty (Yellow grimey pages = rusted sluged up engine in my mind with my usual reasoning)

USUALLY just as shitty...

Until I went to the HALF-PRICE BOOKSTORE!! WOOO!!!!

I'm super amazed by what they have over there. They have very good percentages. :D

80% of the books are NOT YELLOW TO THE MAX (I mean the color of their pages)

25% of the books are fairly new/ very good good condition

90% AWESOME & Wonderous Used DVD collection (If you're looking for a US flick, then this is DEFINITELY for you)

Seriously, there's like 5 GOOD BOOK SHELVES CASES FULL OF DVDS

WHO DOES THAT?!

I'll tell you who does!

HALF-PRICE BOOKSTORE DOES THAT! (They sell CD's and records there as well.)

+10 for selling (AND BUYING *Oh Hell YES* ) used Manga

+10 for doing the same for anime

+5 for having a lot of anime (for a second hand store) They have around 3 box sets *whistles*

BUT!

-2 for mixing up the chinese stuff in the japanese stuff (Common Mistake, but come ON it doesn't take 5 minutes to learn how to distinguish nihongo from mandarin if you really put your mind to it!)

I also saw a freshman that goes on my bus there. "HI!"

After that I combed over to the kids section - which was amazing

I feel like a total old person after I gawked at their tape collection. GORDY? SAILOR MOON SUPER S? SNOW WH-WHITE?! Oh heaven, I have found thee.

Dude, as you look longer it get's like 10x better. A best-of for Ren & Stimpy. SING ALONG SONGS. HOLY SHIT!       I used to watch that show back in the day after school like a drug addict!

Ah, I was going to buy the Ren & Stimpy (Includes Log and Happy Happy Joy Joy song), but I planned on buying a good book or two and going to Best Buy afterwards, so I couldn't get it. *weeps*

I limited myself to the Language/English Study Aid and Used Textbooks section, being a self-proclaimed Self-Improvement Junkie. Did I find any good books on Japanese? All I need is a Kanji Dictionary and I found just that (it was the one I borrowed from the Library too, no less) and I would have bought it too, if it weren't for the spotty pages and that mangey cover. And when I say spotty pages, I mean seriously, that last owner needs to buy himself a paper towel the next time they feel like eating chips and studying kanji at the same time. In the end I bought myself a Kaplan AP test prep book for my current hate obsession, World History after shuffling around the Great Esteemed Wall of Education, chock-full of material for Learning.

Kaplan AP World History 2006 (Kaplan Ap. World History)

Kaplan

*big surprise* Whoa, they have a hell of a lot of Sociology and Psychiatry textbooks more than any other subject... AKA: JACKPOT!!! Mental Note: Buy them for LATER... (All done in a great outfit which made me look like a smart person, *Hay, don't you dress yourself so you look smarter than you really are EVERYDAY?* SHHH! Yes. Yes, I do.) *sigh* The preceding sentance was brought to you by the people that made "Run-on: it's not just for the Flock of Seagulls anymore!" If you get that last bit, you deserve an award for figuring out one of my really screwed up references! Wooo!

I admit, though, I tried to wander into the Humor section, but guffawing 60 year-old men whispering amongst themselves right next to the limerick shelf kept me at bay. (I wanted to buy this book:

Truly Tasteless Jokes One (Truly Tasteless Jokes)

...that's pretty much it.

I should get paid for this free advertising, seriously.

(If you're still reading, you should be happy there's even something new to read today, I didn't feel like writing anything for the blog, I don't even know why I typed something anyway LOL, -NOT.)

I'm going to waste more of my precious teenage time by putting this post under super random tags. I put a finger up to doing my winter break homework FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (No I don't)

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. I went to Wal-Mart today. It was the one next to Plato's Closet (That store's gay) in the REALLY BUSY street mall of Stratford. (It's like that side of the road has all the people. The other side... DESERTEDDDDD.... IT SUCKS THAT TOWERS WENT OUT OF BUSINESS!! I LOVE TOWERS! THAT STORE USED TO BE THE SHIT!) Anyway, I was going to one part of the store to get an armful of stuff to put in my mom's cart later on, right? So I started walking towards where i'm supposed to go and my mom tells me to get a cart. I'm just getting 6 things! Small things! I dont' need a cart. What I do need is one of those small plastic baskets which I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN NOONE EVERY CLEANS, but nonetheless, that's way more practical than a freakin' cart. (I'd look stupid walking around with a cart with only 6 things in it, joining my mom and putting my stuff in HER cart, and THEN I'd have to walk ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE, and put the cart back. That's totally unneccesary, man.) Jaa, I went over to the doors, since that's the place where most stores put those baskets. I almost didn't see them, and do you know why? Because Wal-Mart only has 2 of them. That's kinda funny. It's like saying "HAY, WE'RE WALMART. IF ANYONE EVER COMES INTO THIS STORE, THEY'RE TOTALLY GUARENTEED THEY ARE GOING TO BUY A LOT OF CRAP. HAHAHAHAHAH. Because it's CHEAP."

Well. I was about to get one of the gray baskets when I saw something horrifying. They are the dirtiest plastic store baskets I HAVE EVER SEEN. There is like dust sticking to what I'm pretty sure is grease or some sort of sticky/dryish liquid that was spilt ages ago. The bottom of the basket looks like a familiar scene at the top of my fridge. The cooking in the kitchen *grease, fat in the air* plus the dust evident everywhere in the whole world makes for a "sticky dusty gross" look on the top. How do I know it's sticky? DON'T EVEN ASK, MAN.

So I then went to get a cart. The carts at Wal-Mart look WAY CLEANER than the baskets. Take it from me. DONT' TAKE WAL-MART'S BASKETS. THEY'VE BEEN LYING IN THE SAME PLACE DAY AFTER DAY WEEK AFTER WEEK FOR ABOUT A DECADE. You might catch pnemonia just by carrying it around. They dust and bacteria and viruses will waft about you and when you inhale they'll get into your lungs and infest the airsacks causing an infection and it will sit there multiplying by the hundreds as you sleep and then ONE DAY YOU WILL AWAKE TO FIND YOU HAVE TO TAKE LIKE A WEEK OFF FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU KEEP GETTING FEVERS- that's too much.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'm taking a homework break because 1. IT'S HOMEWORK. 2. To many words, and I haven't even started on my english paper. I'm a sucker. CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR A FINISH.